“Sorry bychance for the choice. I thought it was pretty good, so I chose it. Conan would chop Xena's head off with three cuts. Xena would feel it and know what it is like to get her head cut off. To summarize, Xena would be nuts to kill Valeria. Conan would slaughter Xena with a brutality that the OLD Xena could barely imagine.”

“Joe Montana is the greatest quarterback that has ever played the position. A vote against Joe Montana is an admission of stupidity. Thanks for reading.”

“The thing about Crosby is he's a complete player. He does all phases well. He passes like Thronton, he scores like Mario Lemieux, and he can back-check. Overall, his plus-minus might eclipse the Great One's. But the goal total, and the thrill factor, forget it. The conditions were right for Gretzky, and they will never be duplicated in the modern era.”

“Captain, I salute you!”

“You're wrong Hailey. Callisto would butcher Xena. But before that, she'd disembowl Gabrielle in front of her, all the while laughing like the maniac she is.”